I am indebted to my excellent band, as well as the efforts of Capt. John Sprocket of The Cog Is Dead, for their wonderful contributions to this splended new song, "They Don't Make Airships Like They Used To Anymore" - listenable on the Fump!
Stop whatever you are doing, and click on the following link; you will undoubtedly thank me later.
Regards,
-Prof. Pinkerton